Horses, weirdoes, and well needed girl time....

Ashley, Me, Wendy (best hairdresser ever!!), Tammie, and Deanette

So, the weekend was fun!! It was a nice little getaway. I got to hang out and get to know some new friends. We left Forrest City Saturday morning around 10:15. We were supposed to leave around 8:30, but that didn't happen. We got to the hotel around noon, then off to the horse track!

After the 10 races were over I ended up being down only $10. So it was a good, fun day (better than a few weeks ago when I lost a total of $150!) So, the track was fun!!

Went to Lucky's Saturday night. If you haven't been there, you need to go. Phenomenal people watching, you see people from every walk of life. The funniest part of my night was when I told this dude who asked me to dance (seriously 15 times), "If you fucking ask me to dance one more fucking time I am going to blow my top!" Needless to say, he didn't ask anymore...LOL. My friend Ashley always busts out laughing when almost ANYTHING happens, good or bad. It is hard to keep a straight face when she is around. I was very irritated at that guy, she was standing there when I went off on him and she busts out laughing. She doesn't have a quiet, easily overlooked laugh either. It is a very loud, ear piercing laugh that you can hear for miles. Dolphins could hear that laugh!! So, of course I start laughing too. Poor guy!! I rip him a new one and then we start laughing at him. He had on a t-shirt that was two sizes too small and on it read, "shouldn't you be on a ledge somewhere?" I really hope that he isn't on one!

It was a great weekend!

Decisions, penis overstock, and girl time....

Ok....I am getting past the whole streak of bad luck occurrences...at least trying to. I am still staying away from ladders and black cats though.

Decisions....good grief life is full of them, and why do they have to be so damn permanent? Too bad there isn't one of those Mr. Clean Magic Erasers for bad decisions. Oops, I married a jack ass....let's get out the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser!! Oops, I took a dead-end job....let's get out the eraser. Oops, I decided to become a prostitute..... http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/feb/06/crime-report-woman-raped-apartment-complex-raleigh/(thanks Clark!).


I am looking forward to the weekend. I am going to spend it in Hot Springs with one of my best friends and some new girl friends that I have become acquainted with recently. I am in desperate need of some girl time!! I have way too many penis's surrounding me....my son, my boyfriend, my ex-husband (ugh!), my dad, two uncles who I am close to (I have very little family left), and two male dogs....that is 8! There is no other estrogen dominant individual around to help me in the never ending task of keeping the lives of 8 males together, while ensuring them that they are the reason I get through my days...(yeah, right!).

So, keep an eye out for some pictures in the future. I actually remembered to pack a camera!!

and the bearer of bad luck strikes AGAIN!!!

Shortly after my last post, things got better. Now, don't fret thinking that some major disaster has happened in my life or something absolutely horrible has occurred. All of the "bad luck" strikes have been rather small things.....just a freaking lot of them!! So, now I am sick with a bad cold, several of my old friends have really gone off of their rockers, almost every piece of electrical equipment I touch goes haywire, and then of course to top the last couple of weeks off my dogs dug under my privacy fence yesterday and were chillin' in my neighbor's back yard and a random kid puked on my shoe in Wal Mart last night.....

So, how's your YEAR going???